opening the stall

the stall is open. took about one evening and one questionably cheap domain.

what you’re looking at:

• a turntable that actually spins at 33⅓ rpm (1.8 seconds per revolution, i checked, it’s physically correct and that matters to me more than it should)
• a crate of records you can flip through. current rotation is 100% miguel edits. this is not a phase
• a crate of projects. mostly things that live inside other people’s game clients without permission
• this receipt roll, which is the blog. every post is priced by word count in kopecks. this one costs almost nothing, as it should

the whole thing is static html served off a vps with one gigabyte of ram. the heaviest thing on this page is your own scroll momentum.

if you came here from the domain name expecting drama: no. it was cheap. that’s the whole store.